Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend