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• (818): View more from California

  Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?

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  we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I wish i was in the wii world.

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• (408): View more from California

  i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?

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  what kind of party is this?

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  the best kind ever

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week

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• (909): View more from California

  i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life

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