Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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