At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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