physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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