I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Randomize
