You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
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I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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