That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
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I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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