too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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