the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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