so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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