you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
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For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.