summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
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Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
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Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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