shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
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After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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