I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Randomize
