and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize
