If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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