I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
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My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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