I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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