i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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