the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
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I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
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You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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