I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
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He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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