Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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