i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I said "one day" and that day is not today
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
