if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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