Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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