Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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