Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
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I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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