yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
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Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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