Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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