Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
All the doctor said was why
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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