I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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