Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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