Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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