Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
you have to choose: penises or morals?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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