with your own penis?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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