so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
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