haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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