I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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