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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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