You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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