My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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