let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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