im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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