Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
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John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
You need Xanax blowdarts
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
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