Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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