no you cant smoke seaweed
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
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Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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