Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
