the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize
