I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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