If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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