she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
I dont know to explain this.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
23 Disturbing Small-Town Horror Stories
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
These 23 Kids Have The Most Overbearing Parents Imaginable
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.