yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
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Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY