What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
