so that wasnt chicken after all
Where is the hickey?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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