I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
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I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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