Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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