break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
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the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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